sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

(via sorry)

unshaped:

"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"

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mangomamita:

also this is my favorite vine

(via technicolorcreep)

weiweipon:

returnofpowerbastard:

this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold

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(Source: fyeahcanines, via ruinedchildhood)

cramp:

cramp:

the best part of being in a relationship is sharing food

just kidding, even if we are in a relationship I’m not sharing food

(Source: cramp, via tintedpolaroid)

thewaywardqueen:

eyeglance:

Your Body Is Beautiful And You Are A G o d d e s s 

i absolutely adore this but aren’t skinny girls in there? some girls have a high metabolism and they stay relly skinny even if they eat a ton. are they not beautiful?

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milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

(Source: obvious-electricity, via amoying)

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

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me when it starts getting cloudy: yeees
me when it starts raining: yeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS

GIRLS ARE SO PRETTY AND I AM A PILE OF SEAWEED

(Source: elo-cin, via flo-we-rs)